Dude Uses Fake Mail To Mess With Mail Thieving Ex

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Nov 14, 2021 7:00 PM EST

Clearly, sometimes, folks just aren't meant to be together. It would seem that these two are undeniably in that boat. So, if you ever find yourself in a situation where you're dealing with the grim reality of having a mail-stealing ex, you might just find yourself inclined to fight back against their BS by using some fake mail. 

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    Font - r/pettyrevenge - Posted by u/burning_spear_rtp 2 days ago You want to steal my mail? I'll give you some mail to steal. This happened a few years back. I was going through a nasty divorce -- custody fights, crazy legal bills, having my reputation drug through the mud, etc. I'll spare you the usual details, but my wife was really into making my life hell for no reason other than not putting up with her abuse any more.
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    Font - Anyway, I noticed my mail started disappearing. This was out of my own mailbox, and anything that still went to the old house showed up weeks late, and already opened, if at all. I took my complaint to the Postal Inspectors, but they refused to take the case after hearing a divorce was involved, because they didn't want to get in the middle of a he-said-she-said thing. Thanks guys, sorry enforcing the law is such a chore. Anyway, I forwarded everything I could to my office, and would occa
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    Font - I was angry and bored one night, and decided I'd REALLY give her something to really think about. I looked up the address of a law firm in my home town, and an off-shore bank in the Bahamas. I cooked up a nice letterhead in Word, and wrote myself a letter confirming that a six-figure sum had been forwarded from my parent's estate to an off-shore bank, giving details. The next time I was in that town, I dropped it in the local post box. The letter disappeared, of course, and I kind of forg
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    Font - About a year later, when I was in court dealing „ her lawyer demands that the "marital property" be re- with some other ridiculous divided, as I had fraudulently covered up some major assets. I was floored that she'd gone to all this trouble -- I figured she'd eventually catch on, but that it would majorly mess with her head, and she would start doubting what of her spying was accurate, and where I was gaslighting her. But nooooo....she spends a ton of money on a lawyer to pursue this tre
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    Font - the letter, such as that the bank account number was my Mother's birthday, and that I'd mentioned a law firm named "Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe" (say it a couple times) in the letter, they went ballistic, and demanded the judge prosecute me for "impersonating a lawyer" (FYI: Not actually a crime) and "forgery" (on a nonsense letter I'd mailed to MYSELF?). I pointed out that while neither of those accusations would work, they in fact had submitted evidence of a crime, namely theft of US Mail
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